Wednesday, April 2, 2008

if i had run over two little kids on the mountain, here's how i would have done it:

first of all, there are way more kids on village way than on march hare, so i would have run over them probably on my way down for lunch. one of them would probably have been a girl that was about 5 years old i think. she would have been wearing this really cute hat that had sparkles on it, but a white jacket which made her hard to see. the second kid was-i-mean-would-have-been a boy of about 8 or so that was way out of control to begin with, so running into him would have been entirely NOT my fault. i also would have not gotten angry when the ski instructor yelled at me for not paying attention.

anyways, thats how i would have done it if i had.


but i didn't. i promise...

1 comment:

Brent said...

I heard you punched the ski instructor and then threw a hand-grenade into the woods to create a diversion so you could escape...

...and that's when you ran into 5-year-old girls. A pack of 'em. On ponies. Who were on skis.

You're saying you didn't? There seemed to be lots of witnesses.